A boy went up to God and asked, "God, how much is a MILLION years to you?" God said, "A million years is like a second to me."
The boy said, "God, how much is a MILLION dollars to you?" God said, "A million dollars is like a penny to me." The boy then smiled
mischeviously and said, "God, can I borrow a penny?" God smiled warmly and said, "Sure just a sec."
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