One day a flood came over St. Louis. A man was on the second floor of his house. Another man on a paddleboat came by. He asked "Hey, mister, do you want a ride?" The man responded, "No thank you, I'm waiting for God to save me." Hours later when the man was on his roof, a man came by on a speedboat and said, "Hey sir, need a lift?" The man said again, "No thanks, I'm waiting for God to come down and save me." Hours after that the man was left standing on his chimney. A helicoptor hoverred overhead, and a man on a megaphone said, "Sir, grab on! We'll help you!" Once again the man said, "Sorry, I'm waiting for God to save me."
The man died as a result, and went to Heaven.
He said to God, "Sir, I thought you were going to save me, Sir." God said "I sent 2 boats and a helicoptor. What more did you want???"
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